But she does have one cool trick.
She watches TV. I mean, actually watches it. When an animal comes on the screen, she gets all excited, and true, to form, barks at it. My husband and I usually egg her on by shouting "Doggy on the TV," and then she's at full attention.
Every month I write a post for the Netflix Stream Team, recommending shows on Netflix for the month. This month's theme was animal related shows. I wasn't quite sure what to do with it, until the other night when my husband and I were drunk bored, and we decided to give Cous a bit of entertainment and showcase our favorite animal related programming, to see if she reacted to any of them.
Here are the results:
Okay, so it's a cat, not a dog. Cous wasn't a fan. But, the kids happened to love it - it's a new series on Netflix that just came out on January 16th.
2) Chicken Run
An oldie, but a goodie. And it features the voice of Mel Gibson from back in 2000, before he became an antisemetic obnoxious drunk. Notwithstanding the fact that Cous goes ape shit over raw chicken meat, she had no interest.
3) Blackfish
I'm a self proclaimed documentary fanatic, so I couldn't leave a documentary off of this list. Yes, it's depressing. Yes, it's probably not a good idea to view it on New Year's Eve with a bottle of champagne (I speak from experience). And yes, you will vow to never go to Sea World ever again. But it's so worth watching, even if it makes you a little angry. I so wanted Cous to react and curse Sea World, but again, she sat there dumb as dog shit (no pun intended).
Finally, a movie with actual dogs! - Says Cous.
Who's scarier - the animated Cruella De Vil or Glenn Close? I argue Glenn Close, but watch it yourself to weigh in. Notwithstanding the fact that the film is filled with dogs, Cous withheld her approval.
This is a series that aired in 2000. I was 22 then and a bit drunk and crazy and wasn't interested in such a show. In fact, I was unemployed back then, unlike these dogs, who ... had jobs. There's a celebrity dog. A service dog. A police dog. An earthquake dog. A seizure dog. A mine detector dog. And even a run of the mill sled dog. It's kind of incredible, all of these dogs with gainful employment. Cous may have a bit of an inferiority complex about it, which explains why it's the one show she got all excited about...
Happy Netflixing, animals and humans alike!
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